I leave Boston a single, 25-year-old man on the search for love during my year of travel. I can’t imagine it’s going to be easy finding the woman of my dreams in this big world, so I’ve been trying to nail down a few different potential dating profile descriptions.
Would you rather date this guy…?
25-year-old man with brown hair, brown eyes and an athletic build. World traveler with more stamps on his passport than dollars in your wallet. Spends his free time writing, drawing, playing soccer and taking photos. Family man with a knack for always saying the right thing. Committed to a fault. Looking for the right woman to join him on his next big journey.
OR this guy…?
25-year-old man-boy with brown hair, brown eyes and a scrawny, yet athletic build. Can’t stay in one place for more than a month. Spends his free time looking for as many ways as possible to eat and drink without getting fat. Texts his mother a singular thumbs up and nothing more every day to let her know he’s alive. Has been in a committed relationship with himself for the last quarter-century. Looking for the right woman to be with until he has to leave the country to start from scratch all over again.
3! so good to see you! I’m glad to see that in the ~6 years we’ve been apart you’re ability to blog and/or express a coherent thought has not improved in the slightest! This should be a fun 12 months you loveless, slanted, wanderer you. I can’t wait.